Worst Pick Up Lines
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Enjoy my collection of the worst pick up lines, and at the end of this article I’ve included some tips on how to get girls to talk to you the right way (and without getting a drink thrown in your face!)
The Worst Pick Up Lines
“Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? [What?] My zipper.”
“That outfit would look great…in a crumpled heap next to my bed.”
“That’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?”
“I hope you know CPR, baby, because you take my breath away.”
“Come over and sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.”
“How about a pizza and a shag? What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?”
“If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”
“Wanna play carnival? Sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.”
“I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?”
“Shag me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Gretchen?”
“Would you mind loaning me a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.”
“Hey, can I borrow a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes.”
“Are you religious? Cause you are the answer to all my prayers.”
“Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”
“I’m Italian. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?”
“Sorry lady, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”
“Was your father a thief? ‘Coz someone stole the stars from the sky to put in your eyes.”
Look at the tag in her shirt and say: “I wanted to see if you were really made in heaven.”
“Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?”
“You’ve got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or pink?”
“Have you ever had your belly-button licked? {Yes} From the inside?”
“If your right leg was Christmas and your left Easter, could I spend some time up between the holidays?”
“Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
“If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”
“I was so mesmerized by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there…I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
“Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”
“Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”
Instead Of Using The Worst Pick Up Lines, Try This…
If you’re serious about succeeding with women, forget about using the worst pick up lines ever and check out my free Mack Tactics book that has Good pick up lines. I normally recommend that you use the “under the radar” style of opening conversations. What this basically means is that you say (or ask) something clever when you approach women — a comment or question that catches her by surprise and engages her attention, without signalling your sexual interest. Essentially, you’re “breaking the ice” in a way that feels natural and casual.
I like to approach the girl and ask her a clever question, one that females are naturally going to have an opinion about.
Opener #1: “Hey, I have to get back to my friends but let me ask you something real quick — would you freak out if your boyfriend was invited to a bachelor party and you knew there would be strippers at the party? Because my friend Jennifer is sort of freaking out about this right now.”
Opener #2: “Hi, quick question — I need your help to settle a debate. How long do you need to be dating someone before you change your status on Facebook from “single” to “in a relationship?” Because my friend Jennifer has been going out with a guy for a month and SHE thinks it’s an exclusive thing, but he hasn’t changed his “single” status and she’s wondering if she should say something…”
These methods of approaching women are particularly effective because they’re based on what I call “relationship grey areas.” Men and women tend to have their own ideas about what’s allowed in a relationship, and what is unacceptable. Another example: is it “cheating” if a guy hangs out with his ex-girlfriend socially, without telling his current girlfriend?
The bottom line is, a good opener is going to make her WANT to respond. Here’s another line I use to approach women, which always seems to get a good reaction:
“Do I look gay? Because this guy was TOTALLY flirting with me in the bathroom a minute ago. Be honest, is it my shirt?” (Or, “is it the way my butt looks in these jeans?”)
I wouldn’t classify those as funny pick up lines. But I’m not saying you should NEVER use a corny pick up line when you approach women.
I’ve actually used some of the pick up lines I mentioned above, and they led to a conversation and a successful result (either I got her phone number and saw her again, or slept with her that night).
It was because I poked fun at the fact that I had USED a good pick up lines! After delivering it, I followed up with “I know that TOTALLY sounded like a cute pick up lines…but I want to talk to you for a minute and I couldn’t think of what else to say. My name’s Dean…”
Then from that point, I used my usual methods — I asked a few “strategic” questions to get her in a fun mindset, and sharing information about herself…I used techniques like “Cold Reads” and “Hypotheticals”…and at all times, I stayed in control of the interaction and guided it down the correct path.
The truth is, you can get away with using a super-cheesy pick up line and actually make women laugh (in a good way). It’s all about knowing how to transition into the conversation, and never taking yourself too seriously.
Or, you can always use this:
“You’re so cute that you totally made me forget my pickup line.”
(Women always find that one cute and funny!)
But before I reveal how to CLOSE THE DEAL with girls, please pay attention to this warning…
The tactics you will learn in our FREE guide to approaching women will affect women on a subconscious level and trigger their deepest desires. We ask you to please use this information responsibly! These are quite simply the most powerfully effective tactics if you want to forget about using the worst pick up lines, and make women feel sexually attracted to you.
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