There are a million different pick up lines to use on girls. Some pick up lines are corny; some are dirty and sexual in nature; and others are just plain funny.
When I use pick up lines on girls, it’s usually in a bar environment, and I always deliver them in a tongue-in-cheek way.
You never want women to think you’re actually relying on pick up lines to meet girls.
Best Pick Up Lines
“Hey beautiful…that is your name right?”
“If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I’d have about… 5 cents.”
“You’re like a prize winning fish… I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.”
“If I was peter pan you’d be my happy thought!”
“If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.”
“I’ve got some Skittles in my mouth… wanna taste the rainbow?”
“I’m just a love pirate lookin’ for some booty.”
“Why don’t you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?”
“If you were a booger I’d pick you first.”
“I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.”
“Fat penguin” (What!?) “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
“If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.”
“My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!”
“You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a footlong.”
“Do you want to go to breakfast?” (Sure) “Should I call you, or nudge you?”
Go up to a girl and say “Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee”
“Come on sweetheart, why don’t you just let me put the head in…”
“Mind if i stand here until it’s safe where i farted”
“You must wash your clothes with windex… because I can see myself in your pants!”
“I want to tell you your fortune.” Take her hand and write your phone number on it. “There’s your future.”
“Your skin is so creamy I bet you never even had a zit on your ass.”
“Your dad must not have a penis. He’s got a paintbrush!”
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it… then say “You dropped your nametag!”
“Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”
“You are the most interesting piece of ass i’ve talked to all evening.”
“I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?”
“Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?”
“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?”
“I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?”
“Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.”
“Whoa, you just gave me the hardest semi I have ever had.”
“Give me three good reasons why I shouldn’t buy you a drink.”
“Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?”
“You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.”
“If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called the McGorgeous.”
“Can I even get a fake number?”
What other approaches do women prefer?
Conversation, conversation, conversation. It actually makes girls think you are interested, so get good at acting interested. Women like to talk, let her hear you tell your friends you think she is hot. I am telling you, this works like a charm.
Girls love to think that guys are talking about them. When they overhear you talking about them, it is a huge turn-on, just don’t make it too obvious.
Approaching her friends first is a good idea. You’ll be less nervous about starting that conversation and may be more natural. And talk like she’s a real person, not an object of your sex admiration.
If you’re nervous or believe you’re a less-than-stellar conversationalist, recruit a friend to help start the discussion—and to make you look good.
Also watch her body language for clues to tell if she’s interested in your or if she wishes you’d go away. Eye contact and turning her body toward you are good signs.
Appearing distracted or angling herself toward her group of friends? Not so good.
Do a little long-distance flirting first, to see if she might be interested. If she smiles, holds eye contact for more than 3 seconds, flips her hair, or exposes her neck, she probably has at least some interest.
Then move about half the distance between you and see if the flirting continues. If she looks longer or smiles more, make the move to approach her. Pay attention to her body language. If she’s shutting you down, you might want to move on.
A modest smile and acknowledging tilt of the head also works. If she reciprocate, a respectful approach and down-to-earth, fun conversation and flirting from there on out.
Of course, you can never guess what approach each woman prefers, but a smile is always good.
If you’re Brad Pitt, anything you say would work. But most average men have to be careful with what you say. A smile is always a great approach. It’s the universal flirting skill, and it diffuses negativity.
It takes courage to move forward, but it takes character to set aside your emotions and do what you know is best for her in the future.
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