List of Chat Up Lines

Chat Up Lines

This is a collection of the cheesiest chat up lines I could think of… Some I’ve heard, some I found through the amazing Google (we love you Google!) and others I thought up myself!

Is that a torch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Nice shoes, wana screw?

I think I can see pixies, oh wait it’s just the sparkle in your eyes…

Did it hurt? [what?] When you fell from heaven

Do you have any relations to a parking ticket? ‘Cos damn girl you got fine written all over you

I miss my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

If I can be anything I want in the world, I’ll be your bath water

My names is pogo, want to jump on my stick?

Did you fart? ‘Cos girl you just blew me away

I lost my mobile phone number, could I possibly borrow yours please?

Here’s 20p, phone your Mum and tell her you won’t be home

Grab your coat, you’ve been pulled

If you were a bogie I’d pick you…

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes

You look just like my mother

You remind me of my first wife… [How many have you had?] None

Sex is a killer, why not die happy?

Hey girl, you’re turning my 3 ½ inch floppy disk into a hard drive

Didn’t anybody tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew

Your place or mine?

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have machete, can I screw you?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous

We should play houses… you be the door and I’ll bang you till I drop

You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy

If God gave me the opportunity to rearrange the alphabet, I’d but U and I together

I must be lost… I thought paradise was further south

Is your dad a thief? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

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