Chat Up Lines
This is a collection of the cheesiest chat up lines I could think of… Some I’ve heard, some I found through the amazing Google (we love you Google!) and others I thought up myself!
Is that a torch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Nice shoes, wana screw?
I think I can see pixies, oh wait it’s just the sparkle in your eyes…
Did it hurt? [what?] When you fell from heaven
Do you have any relations to a parking ticket? ‘Cos damn girl you got fine written all over you
I miss my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
If I can be anything I want in the world, I’ll be your bath water
My names is pogo, want to jump on my stick?
Did you fart? ‘Cos girl you just blew me away
I lost my mobile phone number, could I possibly borrow yours please?
Here’s 20p, phone your Mum and tell her you won’t be home
Grab your coat, you’ve been pulled
If you were a bogie I’d pick you…
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes
You look just like my mother
You remind me of my first wife… [How many have you had?] None
Sex is a killer, why not die happy?
Hey girl, you’re turning my 3 ½ inch floppy disk into a hard drive
Didn’t anybody tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew
Your place or mine?
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have machete, can I screw you?
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous
We should play houses… you be the door and I’ll bang you till I drop
You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy
If God gave me the opportunity to rearrange the alphabet, I’d but U and I together
I must be lost… I thought paradise was further south
Is your dad a thief? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
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