Get A Face Slap With Inappropriate Pick Up Lines

That’s right; pick-up lines don’t work, why not? They constantly sound really dirty or stupid. And you’ll surely be awarded with a face-on slap.

Any chick will see straight through them and recognize you are just using a cheap technique to try and make them like you. If she has received the line before, there is a tendency that you will fall flat on your face and look like the world’s biggest loser.

Lastly and this is the big one, using pick-up lines shows that you don’t think you are an attention-grabbing, attractive man. It’s like saying ‘I’m not good enough to talk to you so instead I’m going to think of a clever or funny line to try and make you like me” What should you do instead of using pick-up lines?

Stop relying on cheap tactics to try and make hot girls like you. Realize that women are attracted to confident men who are comfortable being themselves in social situations. (The hotter the chick the more important this is).

Stop putting hot chicks on a pedestal, they are just human beings. Talk to them about normal things that interest you. Instead of trying to impress them, just express yourself. This will show them that you are comfortable and confident with whom you are and this is very attractive to women. This might not be the information you want to hear but it’s the truth. I’m really interested on how attraction works and how to improve my game.

Dirty Pick Up Lines

• Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
• My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
• Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way, right away.
• I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
• Is that Windex you’re wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.
• I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
• Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long.
• Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I’ve seem to have lost mine.
• I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
• If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
• I love every bone in your body – especially mine.
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
• I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

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