Corny pick up lines have been used by men forever as a way to flirt with women. They usually start out as a clever line, quickly become old and then become laughable. Sad to say, there are still men out there who use some of the corniest lines of all times to meet women. These phrases never work and will actually have the reverse effect. Instead of seeing you as seductive dating material, she will see you as a buffoon.
Here are the 3 corniest pick up lines. Avoid them. Do not use them. They never work. Never let these slip out of your tongue when you are trying to flirt with a woman:
Corny Pick Up Line #1 – Come here often?
One of the oldest lines in the book. Somewhere, in ancient times, men were using this at the marketplace. It probably worked at the time, but now it makes you not only seem like a creepy lounge lizard, but also someone with so little imagination that you are not worth knowing. Never approach a woman anywhere and ask her if she goes to the place often. Bad line.
Corny Pick Up Line #2 – What sign are you?
This became popular in the 60s when people were into astrology. It faded in the 70s and became a joke by the early 80s. It is a huge joke now, and one of the worst pick up lines of all time. Even if you are hard core into astrology, do not ask a woman what her sign is when you are trying to pick her up. Unless, of course, you want to hear her laughing her head off at you.
Corny Pick Up Line #3 – I should arrest you for stealing my heart
This is not only goofy, but also strange. First of all, how could any woman steal your heart if you have never even met? Arrest her? Are you a cop? This is one of the lines from the heart candy that is used for Valentine’s Day. Do not use any of the lines from the heart candy, they are all corny. Saying a line like this is equivalent to handing her a Valentine’s Day card made for children.
The only way that a corny pick up line will work is on the very desperate woman. Or, if you say them all together as a way to make her laugh. You can use humor in this way, but beware that she may see you more as a guy who can make her laugh rather than someone of seductive dating material!
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