Dirty Pick Up Lines

| December 22, 2011

dirty pick up lines

Hey baby, want to hear some dirty pick up lines?

With certain girls, dirty pick up lines can be a fun way to “break the ice” and make them laugh. If she’s the type of girl who doesn’t mind raunchy humor, you can try one of these dirty pick up lines on her.

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Dirty Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls

Hey baby, so how do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

Let’s play lion and lion tamer. You hold your mouth open, and I’ll feed you the meat.

Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Pardon me miss, is that semen in your hair?

I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips…and then move up to your belly button.

Are you a lumberjack, honey? Because you’re giving me some serious wood…

Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cuz I would LOVE to tap that ass…

More Dirty Pick Up Lines

Howbout you sit on my lap, and we talk about the first thing that pops up.

My love for you is like diarrhea…I just can’t hold it in.

Baby, let’s play train. I can sit on your face and you can “chew chew.”

You must work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong.

Hey, I was about to go jerk off and I needed a name to go with your face.

Pardon me miss, do you give blow jobs to strangers? (No.) OK then, let me introduce myself…

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Let’s play midget boxing. You get down on your knees, and give me a couple of blows.

So are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I want to feed you some meat.

I get the feeling you’re sweet. Howbout giving me a taste…

Your daddy must be a baker, ‘cuz you’ve got an amazing set of buns.

If You’re Not The Type Of Guy Who Uses Dirty Pick Up Lines…

even use dirty pick up lines when I talk to women, but why do jerks still get all the women that they want?”. It is somehow quite confusing how easily women give in to jerks when it comes to dating, like they have this magical powers or maybe a spell that they easily get women right away. They even treat women like dirts or use dirty pick up lines in dealing with them. It might be obvious how jerks get all the women that they want but, you have to know that girls would not put up with any jerk, unless that girl has a very low self esteem. You do not need to be a jerk to get women but what you need is to figure out their behaviour in getting the girls that you want.

When Jerks Use Dirty Pick Up Lines…

The first thing that actually helps jerks in getting what they want is the fact that they do not care what other people think of them. When a prick sees a girl and he thinks he likes her, he would not have any second thoughts of approaching her. It would be so easy for him to talk to the girl without even worrying about the dirty pick up lines that he will say. He will not care if the girl likes him or not, as long as he likes the girl, he would do anything to get her.

But a nice guy, when he sees a hot girl, he would feel intimidated and would hope she would like him first. Nice guys care not only about what a girl thinks but they also care so much about what other people think. So even before the approach, the nice guy already has some issues about approval and rejection. This is where the jerks beat the good guys because jerks do not think about rejection or the girl’s impression at all and all they think is that they just want to get what they want and do whatever it takes to get them. If good guys would only focus on what they want and their goals, good guys are likely to get the women they desire.

Good Guys Don’t Need Dirty Pick Up Lines

All jerks that ever existed are not afraid to approach a girl, and not even afraid to display their sexual intentions through dirty pick up lines. It is important for a guy to walk to a woman and talk to her because this is how you start your connection with a girl. This is something that jerks have all the guts to do and they are fearless of rejection. If a girl rejects a jerk, he will not think that there is something wrong with him. He would instead think that it is the girl who’s got a problem.

This is the reason why all girls perceive that all guys are jerks because the good guys just tend to stand behind and just settle for just glaring at the girl. If only good guys would delete the thought and fear of rejection, they would realize how women would appreciate their presence. Women want and deserve a good guy. It is time for the guys to change that “guys are all jerks” image.

Rejection is something that is really hard to deal with but it should not be a reason for you to stop meeting more women. Remember that dating is a game number, the more women that you meet, the more that you have the chance of getting on with your lovelife. You should also keep in mind that you do not need to be a jerk to get a woman. You don’t need to be rude or say dirty pick up lines like jerks do, but you should have that guts and self-esteem that jerks have.

Unless you want come off like a world-class jerk, you’d better avoid using dirty pick up lines like these…

Dirty Pick Up Lines To AVOID…

1. Do you come here often? Because I’m about to come here right now.

2. Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.

3. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

4. You must have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

5. Hey, nice ass — mind if I slide my card between your cheeks?

6. My mom told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue! In fact I can feel myself getting hard right now.

7. Believe it or not, getting laid is still hard when you’re this good-looking.

8. You’re on fire. Can I stop, drop and roll with you?

9. You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.

10. Remember my name — you’ll be screaming it later!

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