Corny Pick Up Lines To Make A Girl Smile

| April 17, 2012

The dating world is a scary one. For the insecure, discouraged, or socially awkward, it can be a nightmare. There are about as many ways to woo a woman as there are women in the world. For every man it is different and in that sense, so is the difficulty he faces. For some, it comes natural to them. For others, they find difficulty in simply speaking to women.

The first moment of contact is always the most difficult. It is also however, the most crucial. One of the most common ways of introducing yourself to a woman is with a pick-up line, which is a way to break the ice. A majority of these pick up lines are usually corny but this is often what makes them so charming. Here is a list of some corny pick up lines that are sure to get your woman’s attention.

 Corny Pick Up Lines

•             I think you’re in the wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is next door.

•             Was there an earthquake? No? Because I think you just rocked my world.

•             I’m not a genie. But I can still make your dreams come true.

•             Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

•             Are you DSL? Because I want to get high-speed access.

•             You must be a straight-A student and I must be a math book, because you solve all my problems.

•             Your body is a wonderland and I’m Alice.

•             Being without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.

•             Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

•             I want to rearrange the alphabet, so I could put U and I together.

•             Do you have the time? I mean, the time to write my number down.

•             Hi, could you help me with some directions? To your heart?

•             Do work for the Fire Department? Because you’re smoking!

•             Do you have something in your eye? Sorry, it’s just a sparkle.

•             Would you happen to have any raisins? What about a date?

•             I need your contact information. I have been blinded by your beauty, so I need them for insurance reasons.

•             I’m sorry, were you talking to me? If not, then please do so.

•             Can you say something, anything? Sorry I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

•             You look familiar. I know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

•             Do you feel tired? Because you have been running through my mind.

•             Are you lost? Heaven’s a long way away from here.

•             Do you have a bandage? I just hurt myself falling for you.

•             Would you happen to have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

•             Can you check my eyes? Something’s wrong. I just can’t take them off you.

•             Was your Father an Alien? Because you’re out of this world!

•             You’re eyes are bluer than any ocean and I’m lost at sea.

•             Are you a dictionary?  Because you add meaning to my life.

•             You’re so hot that you melted my heart.

•             I like your shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

•             Are you a parking ticket? Because you have “fine” written all over you.

•             Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.

•             One plus two equals me and you.

•             Do you believe in love at first sight? Should I just walk by again?

•             I must be lost. I thought Paradise was on the other side of town.

•             I must dead. Because this must be heaven!

•             Are you lost ma’am? Because Heaven is a long way from here.

•             Aren’t you forgetting something? Me!

•             I think I should call God. Because he must want his angel back.

•             Can I borrow your cell phone? I want to call your mother and thank her.

•             Are you okay? Sorry, I thought you got hurt when u fell out of Heaven.

•             Is someone you know in jail? Because someone must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.

•             I’m a raindrop. I’m falling for you!

 

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