Best Pick Up Lines: The Dead Bunny Rabbit Opener (Win FREE Coaching)
www.davidwygant.com Best Pick Up Lines The Dead Bunny Rabbit Opener (Win FREE Coaching). What would you do if you saw 8 dead bunny rabbits at an open air market? Think you have the best pickup line in this situation? If you do, you could win FREE coaching! Watch the video for details…
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rompant rabbit no longer…………….
u r a sine man i hope u go to hell
“WHY would you be looking at dead bunnies?!!???!?”
“i wasnt blablabla…”
“ah man, you must be sick or something…
i bet you came all the way over here just to look at dead binnies…”
“NOooo, i was just walking to (whateverblabla)record stand over here when i saw them…”
” whats (whateverblabla)?”
“blablablabla bla blabla”
“oh yeah blablablabla thats awsome blablablabla”
have i paid good attention to your videos david?
aww the poor bunnies (then she nos you have a sensitive side) it looks like bugs bunny actually lost one of his intence battles for once.
ok then she laughs or whatever
then im confused if i talk to a girl for a few how do i get her number?
“Reminds me of Watership Down.” She asks “Watership what?” “OMG you never saw Watership Down?” “No.” “It’s this cartoon motion picture about some bunny rabbits.” “Never heard of it” “It has a great theme song by Simon and Garfunkel called I think called “Bright Eyes” “Oh now I know! I love that song!” “Anyone ever tell you you have bright eyes?” She laughs “Just now they lit up!” She laughs.
hahaha
Opener: “My dog would love this! He loves bunnies.” They ask about my dog, and I show pictures on my cell phone, and begin talking about the dog. “My dog would love you, too.” Get a laugh, and you’re on.
Hey, you, i want to talk to you about something, it’s really important, come over here. What do you think of these dead bunnies huh? (proud) It was me who shot them! she: oh my god that’s terrbile (or something like that)
You: yeah i know it doesn’t pay that well but at least i get to do something i enjoy!
if she agrees to join your protest you say “oh yeah, high-five!”
“Oh my god, look at that, poor bunnies, that’s so mean, someone has to something about that, we have to call PETA and make a nudist protest, would you join us if we do it? Oh no (point at her shoes) what is this?? Is this real leather? Oh you’re evil girl… I shouldn’t be hanging out with you.”
and they say carrots are good for you…they didnt see that coming!
kinda cruel but funny!
It may be on his website linky above to the right..
whats ur email…