Bad Pick Up Lines (Use With Caution!)Tonight, in bars and nightclubs around the world, thousands of men will attempt to pick up women by using incredibly bad pick up lines. Here are some of the classic bad pick up lines we’ve heard. If you want to try using them, do so at your own risk — you might get a drink thrown in your face, or worse!
Bad Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls
Hey, are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
There’s only one thing your eyes haven’t told me yet…your name.
So what time do you have to be back in heaven?
Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Would you touch me, so I can tell my friends I was touched by an angel tonightl?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You must be Jamaican, because “Jamaican me crazy.” (Ouch, that one is seriously corny…)
(Look her up and down, and say…) All those curves, and me with no brakes.
(Blow a kiss and miss on purpose) Oops, I missed, wanna try again, but a little closer?
If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I’d store my nuts in your hole.
Great legs, what time do they open?
What flavor is your underwear?
I’ve officially just moved you to the top of my “to do” list.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m totally checking you out.
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
Believe it or not, getting laid is still hard when you’re as good-looking as I am.
You’re so hot, I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfed by you until I’m at least 18.
Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
I’ve had quite a bit to drink and you’re beginning to look really good.
I bet I’ve been married more times than you have.
What college do you go to? I go to UBW, the University of Big Weenies. I’m the president, actually.
The more I drink, the better you look.
I want to bag you like some groceries.
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them…
Did you use Windex to clean your pants? Because I can see myself in them…
Excuse, I’m a little short on cash — would you mind if we shared a taxi back to my place?
Want to come back to my place later? You can bring your friends — my face seats five.
There are two kinds of people in the world: my kind, and millions of jerks.
Hey baby, wanna get lucky?
That’s a nice dress, but it’d look better on the floor next to my bed…
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let’s pick it up right here.
Drop an ice cube in your drink and say, “Now that we’ve broken the ice, my name’s ____…”
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadalupe?
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice…
Are you an artist? (No.) I’m surprised, because you are a masterpiece.
Don’t be so picky… I wasn’t when I came over here to talk to you!
I could go on and provide you with endless bad pick up lines, but instead I want to give you some powerful free advice on how to start EFFECTIVE conversations with girls…
Why Bad Pick Up Lines Aren’t Necessary
Amazingly, a lot of guys actually use bad pick up lines like these when they try to start conversations with women, because they can’t think of anything else. Even worse, some guys don’t approach women at all because they’re too nervous and tongue-tied. When you lack the confidence to approach women and don’t know any good “routines” for starting the conversation, you’re allowing golden opportunities to slip through your fingers every day!
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