If you expend any time at all watching T.V shows or listen radio shows where they get a crowd of women together and ask them what they look for in a man. You probably realize that 8 out 10 women will answer humour.
The idea is if humor and funny pick up lines is such a big thing to women, then wouldn’t it make sense to learn how to use it to attract and seduce them?
Most guys recognize or at least somewhat know that women likes a man with a sense of humor, that’s why when they approach a girl they always try to think of a humorous pick up line to say. But just like the saying “knowing isn’t enough you must act” and when it comes to seducing women with funny pick up lines you must also act appropriately
Funny Pick Up Lines
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Your eyes have touched my soul
You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You look just like my mother.
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book … So what’s one more??
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend?
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get
It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
It must be dark outside. ‘Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
I think my medication is wearing off.
I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?
If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
If God made anything more pretty, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
If I could be anything I’d be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
If water were beauty you’d be the ocean.
If you know a person’s name: “Hi, [name].” How did you know my name? “Isn’t every beautiful girl named that?”
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I never thought that heaven would be so close to me”
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!
I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
It’s always good for you to see me again.
It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
No, but how about a kiss anyway?
It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I’ve been noticing you not noticing me.
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"
Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're looking so fine and not telling me you're name."
Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!
More Funny Pick Up Lines
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart
Pull my finger.
Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Smile if you want me!.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that’s a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me about you is your name.
There aren’t enough “O”‘s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.
(Walk over to her)”Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don’t talk about it.”
Walk up and say, “Yes?” “What?” “Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I’m the finest thing you have seen all night.”
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her facewrite your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
What most guys do when they try to use humor to attract women is that they focus on being funny, and not attractive funny or the type of funny pick up line that would make you irresistible with women.
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