Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls

My Favorite Pick Up Lines

by Dean Cortez

Want to know some really funny pick up lines to use on girls? Watch the video below, because I’m going to give you my 10 of my best “openers” and “ice breakers” (including some dirty pick up lines you’re going to love!). In some cases, these are pick up lines to use on girls that I’ve actually used, and been successful with.

I’m the guy who wrote the famous seduction book Mack Tactics, so I constantly get emails from guys who want tips on dating and picking up girls. One of the questions I’m most frequently asked is, “what are the best pick up lines to use on girls?” Just watch the video on this page, and I’ll tell you my favorites!

Pick Up Lines That Work On Girls

If you’ve read the book Mack Tactics (the infamous pick up manual that shows you to approach girls in any situation and get them attracted to you FAST), you’re probably doing fine with the ladies and you don’t need to worry much about pick up lines. But for regular guys like you and me, the pick up lines for girls you’re about to discover on this page can give you a HUGE advantage!

I’ve assembled the ultimate collection of pick up lines on this page. Some of these pick up lines work surprisingly well, as long as you deliver them in a casual, playful manner that shows the girl you’re not being serious. And for you ladies who aren’t afraid to make the first move, some of the following openers can be used as girl/guy pick up lines that show that you’ve got confidence and a sense of humor.

Many of the pick up lines on this page are hilarious…some are rude and crude…and quite a few of them can be effective, as long as you deliver them with a playful smile…

If you want to know the 10 pick up lines that work, watch this quick video:

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The Typical Pick Up Artist…

When most people think about using pick up lines on girls, they picture some sleazy wanna-be playboy, his shirt unbuttoned to reveal a gold chain and a furry chest, as he prowls the bar and searches for his next target…

And when he chooses her, he licks his lips and uses a pick up line like one of these…

Cheesy Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls

“Do you have a map, by any chance? I keep getting lost in your eyes…”

“I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend…”

“Hey, were you arrested earlier? Because it’s gotta be illegal to look that good…”

“Do you know what would look good on you? Me.”

“Miss, do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you…”

“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”

“Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cuz you’re the only ten I see…”

“Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone…but I can make your bed rock.”

“Somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel — so what time do you have to be back in heaven?”

“You’d better know CPR, honey, because you take my breath away.”

“Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.”

“I’m new in town — could you give me directions to your apartment?”

“Sorry lady, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”

“You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.”

“If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”

“Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!”

“Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?”

“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

“Hi, I make more money than you can spend.”

“Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.”

“Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.”

“Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.”
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Cute Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls
“Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart…”

“I can tell your future: it’s you giving me your number.”

“Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.”

“Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.”

“Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?”

“Giant polar bear (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is…”

“You’re so hot when I look at you I get a tan.”

“Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!”

“You look so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.”

“If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.”

You: “Did it hurt?” (She naturally says, “Did what hurt?” Then you say: “When you fell from heaven.”

“Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I think you’ve stolen my heart.”

You say: “I’ll bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “OK.” You kiss her then say, “Oh well. I lost.”

“Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see.”

Some of those pick up lines are sort of cute, while others I would never suggest you use. In a moment I’m going to give you pick up lines to use on girls that are funny but also effective. But first, let me give you a few more pick up lines you should NOT use any under circumstances…

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Nerdy Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls

Maybe you’ll want to try to impress her by using nerdy vocabulary or jargon. If she is familiar with the terms, then you are most likely to get a reaction from her. But if not, duh! There is no sense in using it on her. Pickup lines should catch her attention and not make her think about her Biology or Algebra teacher. Here are some of the few nerdy pickup lines, use them at your own risk:

“You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!”

“I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.”

“If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.”

“You’re so hot you denature my proteins.”

“Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.”

“Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?”

“You defragment my life”

“You’re as sweet at 3.14.”

“You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.”

“Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.”

“What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1″

“Excuse me ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits? “

“Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive…”

“You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force”

“You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.”

“I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.”

“Baby I just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but you’re sooo hot my screen melted.”

“Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.”

“If I were an assembly language I’d jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you’re negative. “

“Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long”

“In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch … let’s go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry…”

“What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply”

“By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.”

“I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.”

“Hey baby, wanna form a zygote? “

“Let’s discover our coefficient of friction”

“If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm? “

“If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?”
Lame Pickup Lines To Use On Girls

lame pickup linesBy merely dropping one line can make turn her into a giggling girl, or you will catch her staring into your eyes or better yet, she begins to play with her hair. Anything can actually happen by using the right pickup lines on her…When I say anything, it also includes making her walk away from you especially if you deliver one of these lame pickup lines for girls…

“Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?”

“You are like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!”

“I would marry your cat just to get in the family.”

“My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.”

“Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?”

“Pardon me, are you in heat?!”

“If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?”

“You’re so hot that you make the sun jealous.”

“I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.”

“Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches, and it ain’t floppy…”

“Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?”

WATCH THIS VIDEO…LEARN MY TOP 10 PICKUP LINES TO USE ON GIRLS!


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pick up lines“Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.”

“Want to do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.”

“If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?”

“Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.”

“Hello, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, well can we just practice then?”

“I had a wet dream about you last night. Wanna make it a reality?”

“Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] Well, you sure know how to raise cocks…”

“Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?”

“My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?”

“That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.”

“Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out.”

“Forget playing doctor – that’s for kids. Let’s play gynecologist.”

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“Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.”

“Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?”

“Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?”

“Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?”

“I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?”

“Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?”

“Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.”

“Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ between ‘F’ and ‘CK’.”

“Fuck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Jennifer?”

“Baby, I want to use your thighs as earmuffs.”

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“Your tits remind me of Mount Rushmore….my face should be among them.”

“I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.”

“Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.”

“I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart…”

“Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me.”

“If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?”

“My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?”

“You’re really selfish – you’re going to have that body the rest of your life, and I just want it for one night.”

“I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.”

“I spent a hundred bucks on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.”

“Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?”

“I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?”

A Few Other Dirty Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls

“Do you cum here often or wait till you get home?”

“Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.”

“Excuse me, but do you give blow jobs to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself…”

“I wanna floss with your pubic hair.”

“If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?”

“Come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.”

“Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?”

“Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you!”

“Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I’ll throw you my meat.”

“I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?”

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“Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.”

“Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.”

“I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.”

“Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.”

“If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.”

“My name’s [insert your name]. Just so you know what to scream.”

“Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?”

“Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.”

“The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.”

“The word of the day is ‘legs.’ Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.”

“Let’s go back to my place and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.”

“They say sex is a killer… Do you want to die happy?”

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“First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.”

“I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.”

“I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.”

“I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.”

“There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?”

“Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.”

“Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?”

“Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?”

“You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.”

“Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? Because they’re giving me wood…”

“As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.”

“Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?”

“Hey baby, I’ll fuck you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we’re done…”

“Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.”

“Let’s not mess with nature. We’re here on this planet to make babies. So, let’s get to it.”

“I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth?”

“The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?”

“Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world.”

“I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.”

“Wouldn’t you and I look adorable on a wedding cake together?”

“Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?”

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“Fuck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Suzie?

“Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on…”

“You’ve got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or pink?”

“Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants…”

“Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”

“If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.”

Then, there’s another category of pick up lines to use on girls. I call these…

Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Slapped! by Pick Up Lines To Use On Girls

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You’ll want to be cautious about these pick up lines to use on girls. While they might get a good reaction once in a while (particularly if she’s a drunken nymphomaniac), you’re equally likely to get hit. (Or if she has a steroid-crazed boyfriend lurking nearby.) Use them with caution…

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Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, “Let’s you and me get out of these wet clothes.”

My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream.

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

Hey honey… can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Hey babe… can you suck start a Harley?

Wanna play carnival? Sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

I’d look good on you.

I love every bone in your body – especially mine.

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, then say “I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.

How about a pizza and a screw? What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?

Do you spit or swallow?

You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, “Wanna screw?”

That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

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Hi, I’ve been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it’s time to see if I’m right.

Hi, my name’s Dan. You might want to remember it now, because you’ll be screaming it later!

Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”

How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.

Use index finger to call someone over then say, “I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.”

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.” (Ouch, that’s just awful…)

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first. (That’s even worse!!)

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.

Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? [What?] My zipper.

That dress would look great…on the floor next to my bed.

Come over and sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Smile if you want to sleep with me.

And here’s a pick up line that’s just downright creepy…

“Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

OK, now that you’ve heard some of the corniest pick up lines ever invented, let’s move on to…

Lines That I’ve Personally Used To Pick Up Girls…

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For those of you who’ve read my book Mack Tactics, then you know that I take a different approach to picking up girls. Clever conversation is a key part of my game. I think the usual pick up lines are usually way too obvious…I teach a style of approaching women that I refer to as “going under the radar.”

What this basically means is that you say (or ask) something clever when you approach women — a comment or question that catches her by surprise and engages her attention, without signalling your sexual interest. Essentially, you’re “breaking the ice” in a way that feels natural and casual.

I like to approach the girl and ask her a clever question, one that females are naturally going to have an opinion about.

Opener #1: “Quick question — would you allow your boyfriend to go to a bachelor party if you knew there were going to be strippers there? Because my friend Jennifer is sort of freaking out about this right now…”

Opener #2: “Hey, help me settle a debate I’m having with my friends. How long do you need to be dating someone before you change your status on Facebook from “single” to “in a relationship?” Because my friend Jennifer has been going out with a guy for a month and SHE thinks it’s an exclusive thing, but he hasn’t changed his “single” status and she’s wondering if she should say something…”

And here’s one of my favorite Openers to use on groups of girls. You walk up to the group, smile, and ask them why the girls from around here as so much fun. For example, if I’m at a bar in New York City, I’ll say…

“Why are New York City girls so much fun?

This Opener is simple, but I’m telling you, it works like a charm. You’re “framing” the group as being a fun bunch of girls. They’re not going to want to prove you wrong and act stuck-up. They’ll want to show you that yes, New York City girls are fun, and cool to talk to. Now you’re in the door.

But as far as pick up lines for girls who aren’t in a group, I’ll often stick with an opener that is based on what I call “relationship grey areas.” In other words, you’re asking her opinion on a question that involves two people in a relationship, and there isn’t a clear right or wrong answer. Men and women tend to have their own ideas about what’s allowed in a relationship, and what is unacceptable.

Another example: “Is it ‘cheating’ if a guy goes out for lunch with his ex-girlfriend, without telling his current girlfriend?”

If you want to engage women in cool, interesting conversations, don’t think in terms of pick up lines to use on girls. Think in terms of using a thought-provoking Opener that creates a gateway to an original conversation. A good Opener is going to make her WANT to respond.

Here are some pick up lines to use on girls that always seem to get a positive reaction:

“Do I look gay? Because this guy was TOTALLY flirting with me in the men’s room a second ago. Do you think it’s because of my shirt?” (Or, “is it the way my butt looks in these jeans?”)

I wouldn’t classify that as a pick up line, exactly. But it’s bold and funny, and it works for me just about every time.

Whether you want to call them “Openers,” or pick up lines to use on girls, the bottom line is that you need to be able to transition into a fun conversation. You can even use a pick up line and then poke fun at the fact that you used one!

For example, you can use one of the cheesy pick up lines that I gave you above, and then follow up with “I know that TOTALLY sounded like a pick up line…but I wanted to introduce myself and I couldn’t think of what else to say.”

(Now, use one of the conversation starters that I explain in the free Mack Tactics conversation guide.)

You can use a few “strategic” questions to get her in an open, relaxed mindset, and prompt her to share information about herself…I like to use techniques like “Cold Reads” and “Hypotheticals”…and at all times, I stayed in control of the interaction and guided it down the correct path.

The truth is, you can get away with using a super-cheesy pick up line and actually make women laugh (in a good way). The trick is knowing how to follow it up with something clever that makes her want to talk to you.

And this clever pick up line has worked for me on many occasions…

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up lines.”

You can’t put a price tag on a line like that!

Now, before I explain how to FOLLOW UP and get her to start feeling curiosity and attraction, I need to warn you about something…

The methods revealed in the Mack Tactics Seduction System will affect women on a subconscious level and trigger their deepest desires. Please try to use this material responsibly because it’s very powerful! These are quite simply the most effective techniques if you want to go beyond cheesy pick up lines, and seduce women with massive confidence and skill.

So just remember, there are a million different corny, funny and cheesy pick up lines you can use on girls, such as these classics…

“I want to tell you your fortune.” Take her hand and write your phone number on it. “There’s your future.”

“Your skin is so creamy I bet you never even had a zit on your ass.”

“Your dad must not have a penis. He’s got a paintbrush!”

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it… then say “You dropped your nametag!”

“Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”

“You are the most interesting piece of ass i’ve talked to all evening.”

“I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?”

“Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?”

“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?”

“I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?”

“Do you believe in the hereafter? Well then I guess you know what I’m here after…”

“Whoa! You just gave me the hardest semi I’ve ever had.”

“Give me three good reasons why I shouldn’t buy you a drink.”

“Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?”

“You make Kim Kardashian look like a teletubbie.”

“Can I even get a fake number?”

“Hey beautiful…that’s your name right?”

“If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I’d have about…5 cents.”

“You’re like a prize winning fish… I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.”

“If I was peter pan you’d be my happy thought!”

“If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.”

“I’ve got some Skittles in my mouth… wanna taste the rainbow?”

“I’m just a love pirate lookin’ for some booty.”

“Why don’t you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?”

“If you were a booger I’d pick you first.”

“I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.”

“Fat penguin” (What!?) “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”

“If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.”

“My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!”

“You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a footlong.”

“Do you want to go to breakfast?” (Sure) “Should I call you, or nudge you?”

“You must wash your clothes with Windex, baby…because I can see myself in your pants!”

“Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?”

“I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you…”

“Hey, can I have your picture, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”

“The word of the day is legs. Now let’s go back to my crib and spread the word.”

“I’m not actually this tall — I’ve just got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet.”

“Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!”

“Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?”

“I’m going to have sex with you tonight, so… you might as well be there.”

“What’s your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?”

“Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.”

“What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.”

“Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.”

You say “Do you want to do a 68?” she says “What’s that?” you say “You go down, and I’ll owe you one.”

“Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.”

“Sex with me is like Pringles: once you pop, you can’t stop.”

“I have a six inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.”

“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

“I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.”

“If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”

“Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.”

“Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.”

“The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”

“Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.”

“I bet you $5 you’re gonna turn me down.”

“What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?” (then, smile and wink)
“I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.”

“Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?”

“So what does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?”

“You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.”

You say, “You look just like my first wife. She says “How many times have you been married?” You reply, “never.”

“If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.”

“you say “I’m sorry, but you owe me a drink” she says “Why?” you say “Because I dropped mine when I looked at you.”

“If I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!”

“If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”

“Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?”

“When God made you, he must have been showing off.”

“My boys over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?”

“When I’m older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.”

“I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.”

“Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn’t let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well, that’s how I feel about you.”

“It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one who tripped me!”

“Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can’t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?”

“Love ain’t nothin’ but sex misspelled.”

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?”

“How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that “pops” up!”

“If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?”

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